So yesterday, while I was inside bitching about not being on the boat and instead having to finish up some remaining remodeling tasks, I hear a ear shattering scream from Wendi on the back patio. Now those who know Wendi realize that this scream could indicate several things. An attack from aliens, someone yelling ‘boo’ behind her, or she may have just dropped her ice cream on the ground. All those possibilities aside, I strolled to the back window to look outside. Wendi is sitting on the back patio table staring at the ground and still making little mini screaming sounds under her breath…In my supportive ways I calmly said, “Now what the hell is wrong?”

She pointed to the rug she had just lifted from the back patio and my eyes lit up with the excitement from that inner 6 year old crazy boy inside:

That’s right, a GINORMOUS hairy ass wolf spider the size of god’s middle finger. I gave it a photo shoot any Victoria’s Secret model would be envious of, then I may have killed him…on accident of course.

It’s official. I have negative time lately to allocate towards most things I find fun, amusing, or a waste of time! That is a shitty place to be in. I even found a last second chance for a boat trip this evening and I forgot my camera. I’m really not myself. If someone can send me some “self pills” i’d like a whole bottle. Thursday we took a half day (vacation time) and played paintball. My left arm is bruised from elbow to shoulder and my right hand has a scab the size of a silver dollar…other than that, I kicked ass!

everyone in this photo (besides me) I killed like 2…4….at least 10 times a piece…..

and he does it…he’s funneh

Clickity for teh_bushanator

FAA Radar sequence of FedEx planes landing with a storm approaching Memphis

Damn…It’s been a while since I’ve done or posted anything worth while. The new jobs been keeping me busy along with a few side ventures. As well, the Extreme Makeover – Love Edition is finally coming to a point where the light at the end of the proverbial tunnel is within sight. I’ve been feeling like shit lately. I think it’s the thyroid again. Worthless pile of cells that organ is…It gets me all wrapped up and getting illness that you should only get when you’re under the age of five. I have pictures. Yeah, I have tons of them. I’m gonna try sifting through some this weekend and maybe post something. Maybe not. Who knows.