Now typically Sundays are a day for relaxation and reflection. No one knows this better than Bella. Here she is fast asleep this Sunday morning:
Now today is the exception to the rule. Today is Super Bowl Sunday! A day for fried food and cheap booze. And when I say fried food, I mean FRIED food. Anything you can find in your cabinets that has the potential to be fried should be fried and eatin on this day. So just when you think frying candy, pasta, steak, and fruit is out of the question…just grab that crap and toss it into your fryer! This is the day that forgives you for any messes and fires you may experience from the irresponsible use of 400 degree oil.
What about beer, you may ask? Well, if you’re my dad, today is no different than any of the other 51 Sundays you will experience this year. He is sure to make his daily trip to the QuikTrip to grab a cold 18 pack or more of that sweet nectar Busch Light. Now if you are not like my dad and typically do not spend your Sunday’s with an adult beverage in hand, well today is your day to step outside of yourself and live a little! Head to the liquor store and grab whatever’s on sale. That’s right, WHATEVER is on sale. Nah, skip that Bud Light and that Corona, that stuff’s premium today. We’re shootin’ for NASCAR grade or below beverages today people! On day’s like this we get whatever we can afford the most of and still make next month’s trailer payment.
But wait, “Mr. BobbylovevillE, I am on a low carb diet”. Well first of all, stop that shit. You can’t live without carbs. Secondly, it’s simple if you’re on a girly diet for some unexplainable reason. Just grab your typical can of PBR or Olympia beer and pour half of it into a glass (don’t be a pesimist, that glass is half full). Then take your glass to the kitchen sink and fill the rest of the glass with water. There you go, you have at least cut your carbs is half. Plus, if you’re on a low carb diet, you don’t deserve a whole beer.
But wait, “Mr. BobbylovevillE, I don’t drink beer”. Ah yes, I fully understand you Mr. Only Drinks Pink Tinted Beverages….well, today’s not your day. Either drink a beer, or spend the day at the spa getting your pedi’s cured.
Happy Super Bowl Sunday! GO SEAHAWKS!!!!!
