Shit squiggle lick a nut. As you all know St. Valentine day was last weekend. Most people buy there significant others some roses or a cock ring during this festive, highly marketed holiday (if you can call it that). I’ll tell you how we celebrate here. First we get a really powerful boat…gotta have a diesel. Then we steal a parachute from the nearest army base (Cuba). Then we get rope that is not nearly strong enough to do what we plan on doing with it and attach that to the boat. Then we strap the other end to our waists and we launch ourselves about 500 feet into the air. ~LATER

Once again, in what seems to be a habit nature intends, I have not posted anything for years….(ok weeks). I haven’t even had time to work on the new version of the site. Oh freakin well! The weekend was pretty uneventful. Just sitting by the pool sipping rum punch and then buying some new animal friends. Wendi decided that she really needed some fish, so we went and bought two goldfish named Neb (for Nebraska) and Mass (for Massachusetts). That brings the pet total to four. One vicious West Bay inbred hound, one sweet albino parakeet, and two gnarly little goldfish. What’s next? I really want another dog; one that is normal. We’ll see.